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| En baby är en mage med högtalare i ena ändan och utsläpp i den andra. | Jerry Lewis (1926-) |
| En baby är en ängel vars vingar krymper samtidigt som benen växer. | Franskt ordspråk |
| En baby är en ängel, vars vingar krymper i takt med att benen växer. | Fransk Ordtak |
| En baby är ett sånt snyggt sätt att starta en människa på. | Don Herold (1889-1966) |
| En baby är Guds klara mening om att livet här i världen ska gå vidare. | Carl Sandburg (1878-1967) |
| En ful bebis är en grotesk varelse - och de vackraste är skrämmande. | Queen Victoria (1819-1901) |
| Ett perfekt exempel på en minoritetsregering är att ha ett barn i huset. | David Letterman (1947-) |
| Grattis till Woody Allen - han och Soon Yi har fått en ny dotter, och det är en del av Woodys plan skaffa fler egna fruar. | David Letterman (1947-) |
| Graviditeterna blir allt kortare, de flesta unga kvinnor får sin baby redan sex månader efter bröllopet. | Edi Welz |
| Jag kan inte förstå varför mammor älskar dem. Allt bebisar gör är att läcka från båda ändarna. | Douglas Feaver |
| Jag visste inte hur bebisar blev till förrän jag var gravid med mitt fjärde barn. | Loretta Lynn (1935-) |
| Om du vill ha en baby, skaffa en ny - lek inte "baby" med den gamla. | Jessamyn West (1902-1984) |
| Spädbarn sover aldrig, dom ligger bara på laddning. | Ukjent |
| Varje baby som blir född till denna värld, är bättre än den förra. | Charles Dickens (1812-1870) |
| We had our own baby boom. | Patricia Sullivan |
| If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he'll pick up a baseball in preference to the others. | Tris Speaker (1888-) |
| It is the nature of babies to be in bliss. | Deepak Chopra (1947-) |
| My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked. | Elizabeth Taylor (1932-2011) |
| Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. | Jean Kerr (1923-2003) |
| A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for | Don Herold (1889-1966) |
| Babies are such a nice way to start people | Don Herold (1889-1966) |
| A baby is God's opinion that life should go on. | Carl Sandburg (1878-1967) |
| A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men | Martin Fraquhar Tupper |
| We can see the child moving rather serenely in the uterus. The child senses aggression in its sanctuary. We see the child's mouth wide open in a silent scream. | Dr. Bernard Nathanson |
| The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing | Frank McKinney Hubbard (1868-1930) |
| There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies. | Winston Churchill (1874-1965) |
| I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends. | Douglas Feaver |
| An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful. | Queen Victoria (1819-1901) |
| A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for | Don Herold (1889-1966) |
| Babies are such a nice way to start people | Don Herold (1889-1966) |
| A baby is God's opinion that life should go on. | Carl Sandburg (1878-1967) |
| A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men | Martin Fraquhar Tupper |
| It is the nature of babies to be in bliss. | Deepak Chopra (1947-) |
| Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are. | Louisa May Alcott (1832-1888) |
| If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. | Dave Barry (1947-) |
| Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last | Charles Dickens (1812-1870) |
| A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother | Mark Twain (1835-1910) |
| My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. | Stephen Wright (1955-) |
| Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'. | Stephen Wright (1955-) |