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| Livet är min högskola. | David Ogilvy (1911-1999) |
| College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night? | David Wood (1964-) |
| College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. | George Gobel (1919-1991) |
| You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does..." | Tom Petty (1950-) |
| College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink | David Wood (1964-) |
| College is a refuge from hasty judgment. | Robert Frost (1874-1963) |
| Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach | Will Rogers (1879-1935) |
| College is the best time of your life | David Ogilvy (1911-1999) |
| Claude Hopkins... maintained that nobody with a college education could write an advertisement addressed to the mass millions. That's absolute poppycock. | David Ogilvy (1911-1999) |
| If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons. | Chuck Palahniuk (1961-) |