| Citat |
Sagt av |
| Bävern är en utmärkt nationalsymbol för Kanada. Den är så upptagen med att gnaga att den inte ser vad som äger rum. | Howard Cable |
| Om USAs nationalsjukdom är megalomani är Kanadas paranoid schizofreni. | Margaret Atwoad |
| Jeg ved ikke engang på hvilken gade, Canada ligger. | Al Capone (1899-1947) |
| I don't even know what street Canada is on. | Al Capone (1899-1947) |
| God Bless America, but God help Canada to put up with them! | Brendan Behan (1923-1964) |
| Montreal is the only place where a good French accent isn't a social assett. | Brendan Behan (1923-1964) |
| Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated. | Cynthia Nelms |
| Canada: a few acres of snow | François-Marie Arouet de Voltaire (1694-1778) |
| Canada was supposed to get British government, French culture, and American know-how. Instead it got French govt, American culture, and British know-how. | Lester Bowles Pearson (1897-1972) |
| It makes little difference, Canada is useful only to provide me with furs. | Madame de Pompadour |
| If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. | Margaret Atwood (1939-) |
| Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen. | P. J. O'Rourke (1947-) |
| Canadian DOS prompt: EH?> | Tagline |
| Canada's official languages program is arguably the most successful affirmative action program in history. | Bruce Hicks |