| Citat |
Sagt av |
| Ett möte mellan två människor som gör varandra fullständiga, som är gjorda för varandra, gränsar i min mening till ett mirakel. | Adolf Hitler (1889-1945) |
| Jag vill gärna tacka alla som gjort detta möte nödvändigt. | Yogi Berra (1925-) |
| A meeting moves at the speed of the slowest mind in the room. (In other words, all but one participant will be bored, all but one mind underused.) | Dale Dauten |
| Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything. | John Kenneth Galbraith (1908-) |
| When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped. | Marcel Achard (1899-1974) |
| The only summit meeting that can succeed is the one that does not take place. | Barry Goldwater (1909-1998) |
| To dare to live alone is the rarest courage; since there are many who had rather meet their bitterest enemy in the field, than their own hearts in their closet. | Charles Caleb Colton (1780-1832) |
| Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot masturbate | Dave Barry (1947-) |
| Scientists of over fifty are good for nothing but board meetings, and should at all costs be kept out of the laboratory! Arthur C | Thomas Sowell (1930-) |
| People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything. | Thomas Sowell (1930-) |